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Ana Until the vampire of her dreams walks into her life and one of her cowork Stephenie Meyer has nuthin on this woman understatement Harris has in one pinky all the talent of the aforementioned hack and her huge fan base must take note Dead Until Dark is a loud middle finger to all those in deep love therefore those with uestionable tastes with the Twilight seriesThis book reminds me that not all fiction has to be poetry This one has a clear plot it ties together all loose ends It s enthralling addictive everything one wants in the PERFECT paperback novel If only I knew about it before the HBO series True Blood on which this book book 1 is based I would have definitely watch the series but its occurred vice versa The series explores characters has sex violence duh HBO but does not touch the same ground this one cleverly hides within its first look junk lit verseSookie is the Everygirl clever lost in love found frightened but curious and courageous Bill the Vampire lacks the Lestatness of those that came after the Anne Rice novel but it s okay At least he s not one dimensional like Edward CullenEveryone here it seems has secrets The themeThere are dark inhabitants of the world some don t have to be vampires or shapeshifters but humans with deep flaws Once the mystery is solved I solved this one waay before the climax this theme comes to light I wish I was a writer important like Charlaine Harris

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Ers checks outMaybe having a vampire for a boyfriend isn't such a bright idea December 2014 buddy read with Shelly Carole Evgeny Karly Jess Allison Catherine Monty Cupcake DNF at 50%Sookie Sookie Sookie Because of you most of my friends either hate me or think I m a total freak They think you re uirky I think you re silly They think your story is better than candy I think your story is the most uninteresting ever Sorry guys I don t think this review is going to go wellI was recently told I was snarky and a cold hearted impatient cynic you know who you are people Guilty as charged Which might partly explain why I didn t like this Chick lit meets bad PNR as written by a 17 year old clearly is not me The story Uninteresting at best Apart from that Boring to death There is only so much I can read about Sookie s daily life taking a shower shaving her legs plucking her eyebrows putting on body lotion and deodorant Seriously Arrrgggghhhhhh Someone please shoot me Oh but wait we also get to find out about fascinating stuff like her job at the bar or Bill s shopping habits he gets his khaki Dockers green and brown striped golfing shirt polished loafers and thin brown socks from Dillard s you see Fascinating stuff I tell you And don t get me started about Uncle Bartlett s prostate problems Wait wait wait Something is finally about to happen Oops sorry it s only Sookie going to work again And it goes on and on and on and on Now for the corny stuff 1 Sookie and Bill have known each other for about 5 seconds and they re already strolling hand in hand like two lovebirds Okay it s a bit silly but I can deal with it 2 Your dress is the color of your eyes Please tell me I did not just read this 3 His eyes looked at my body as if it were a drink of water on a desert dune Someone please shoot me Again And it goes on and on and on and on I m sorry Mushy is not me And mushy is just not sexy either Because Sookie Bill kissing and having sex is about as unsexy as it gets What are these people made of Stone Cardboard I don t think I ve ever read such boring unexciting ridiculous badly written sex scenes But apparently Sookie doesn t notice because she s flying flying seeing white with gold streaks insert major eye roll here Sorry guys I m not done yetDefendant 1 Sookie I m blond and blue eyed and twenty five and my legs are strong and my bosom is substantial and I have a waspy waistline Are you kidding me Needless to say Sookie and I got off to a bad start And it all went downhill from there The girl is silly immature and overly na ve I get that she s supposed to have been sheltered all her life but this is just too much The girl is supposed to be 25 not 15 To make things worse she s as emotional as a stone Did I say that already Oh wellDefendant 2 BillMost boring vampire ever You got that right I ve never been a big vampire fan but this guy gives the word dull a whole new dimension What with his constant pity party corny ways wanting to settle down not wanting to drink blood from humans Get a life Bill A real badass vampire life To make things worse he s as emotional as a stone Did I say that already Oh wellTo think someone sold me this series yes Shelly it s you I m talking about with images such as this oneAnd I got Boring Bill instead I am not pleasedThis is not Urban Fantasy it s Boring Fantasy By now I think you all realize I slightly disliked this book But I m a nice girl I really mean no harm So please don t start unfriending me just yet guys I love you all and promise to behave from now on

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Sookie Stackhouse is just a small time cocktail waitress in small town Louisi The first book in the Sookie Stackhouse series I confess I picked this up at the bookstore for a few reasons1 The cover was sparkly and I liked the art 2 Vampires Having spent a huge chunk of my youth hoping the vampires in Anne Rice s novels would knock on my window late at night shut up like you didn t I have been looking for the next Brad Pitt with fangs shut up like you aren t And yeah That was all it took Sparkles and vampires SOLDI opened up the book and kinda regreted it and thought Well that s what you get The main character is called WHAT Sookie Stackhouse And she is blond and a bar waitress and likes to flaunt her tight clothes and tans out in her lawn in a bikini Hu But I never almost never stop reading a book once I start so I bravely forged ahead And suddenly I stopped laughing and the pages started turning and I found myself thinking about the book when I wasn t reading it and wondering how fast I could get the next bookSo glad that there were sparkles on the cover of this book So very very glad


10 thoughts on “Dead Until Dark

  1. says:

    After reading a succession of serious books I felt the need to read something light and trashy As I discovered from reading this book you should be careful what you wish for Light Yes Trashy Oh yes Oh yes yes yes But not in a good way

  2. says:

    C 67% | Almost Satisfactory Notes Its supporting characters are flat and uninteresting the plot's banal and the mythology isn't explored to its potential

  3. says:

    The first book in the Sookie Stackhouse series I confess I picked this up at the bookstore for a few reasons1 The cover was sparkly and I liked the art 2 Vampires Having spent a huge chunk of my youth hoping the vampires in Anne Ri

  4. says:

    I started reading this series because I was currently watching True Blood and had developed a slight obsession with Eric Since then the books have become an absolute guilty pleasure of mine They are not the best written and occasionally we get a little too much of what we don't care for ie fairies and shifters but amid t

  5. says:

    I can't remember if I started the books before the show or started the books after becoming obsessed with the show But who really cares I loved this world and still do Mel 🖤🐺🐾

  6. says:

    Stephenie Meyer has nuthin' on this woman understatement Harris has in one pinky all the talent of the aforementioned hack and her huge fan base must take note Dead Until Dark is a loud middle finger to all those in deep love therefor

  7. says:

    🧛🏼‍♀️ December 2014 buddy read with Shelly Carole Evgeny Karly Jess Allison Catherine Monty Cupcake 🧛🏼‍♀️💀 DNF at 50%Sookie Sookie Sookie Because of you most of my friends either hate me or think I'm a total freak They think you're uirky I think you're silly They think your story is better than candy I think your story is the most uninteresting ever Sorry guys I don't think this review is going to go w

  8. says:

    Sigh I tried to give this a fair chance I really did I went into it hopeful despite some other negative reviews that I’ve read because I uite liked the pilot for True Blood the new HBO series based on these books Dark however loses points from me right away because the two most interesting characters on the show—Sookie’s cranky best fr

  9. says:

    The television show True Blood was better than this in every sense; it completely transcended it Well at least before the fourth season hit and the writing went down the toilet But that’s a separate issue altogether The show took Charlaine Harris’s book and made the story better; it made it sexy and scary But let’s not forget that without this there would have been no show whatsoever So fans of the telev

  10. says:

    I'd never heard of these books until a few months ago and as usual once one person recommends them everyone seems to be talking about them you see them everywhere and you get curious They're in the fantasy section though for some bizarre reason I was under the impression at first that they were YA and silly They

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